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President Klaus and God

Current Czech joke:

God decides to bring the world to an end in ten days. He thinks he would like to tell the most powerful men in the world, so he summons Obama, Putin and wonders who else to send for, in the end as he contemplates Europe, then why not send for Czech President Vaclav Klaus.

He tells them and each goes back to tell his own people what he has decided to do.

Obama says : “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a God, but the bad news is that the world will end in ten days.”

Putin says : “I have bad news and I have bad news. The bad news is there is a God and the other bad news is that he is bringing the world to an end in ten days.”

Klaus says : “I have good news and I have good news. The good news is that I am one of the three most important men in the world, ranked by God with Obama and Putin. The other good news is that there will be no Lisbon Treaty.”

 – Ivana

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